Saturday, June 17

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who piss you off.

Citrus juice could benefit your bone health. Another reason to drink lemon juice.

Back from three days of camping and being mauled by bugs. The evil black flies bit everywhere and I've got blood stains on my favorite tees and hat. I also flew off my bike while mountain biking, but hey, it was my first time. Canoeing against the wind and 5 inch waves was fun but scary, since we were in constant danger of being tipped over and we were far from camp.

Onwards.

Japan's at it again, trying to claim Chinese stuff as their own. This time, it's a character from a traditional classic. It's a famous book and the title can roughly be translated as "The Journey West" and every flippin chinese kid knows the basic storyline, or they're just retarded. If you say that the characters are japanese stuff, EVERYONE will laugh in your face or beat you with a 10ft stick. Personally, I'd beat you with the stick. But see, japs are just retarded morons half the time, and anime/nintendo freaks the other half. Not that there's anything wrong with anime and nintendo (my fave self-portrait is a compromised chibi-style, and I love Super Mario Bros Smash), but they think that just because they invented this popular and brainwashy art style and a leading video game company they can go and brainwash people into forgetting japan's involvement in WWII. Bastarded Bums!!! Their soldiers were BETTING to see who could kill the most chinese people!!! They thought it was game!!! And the jap population SUPPORTED them!!! WHAT KIND OF MORONIC COUNTRY ACTUALLY SUPPORTS THE SLAUGHTERING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE AS A GAME???!!! YOU BASED YOUR BLOODY LANGUAGE OFF OURS, YOU BLOODY BASTARDS!!! WE GAVE YOU A BASE FOR YOUR BLOODY CULTURE!!! WE GAVE YOU THE BLOODY NAME OF YOUR BLOODY COUNTRY!!!!!!! We hate you with a passion, and with a reason. You think that just because you erased the chapter from your children's history textbooks that the rest of the world will forget it too? Your children WILL inherit your discrace and be shamed because of your brutality, and they'll know it and feel it. People like Iris Chang went mad and DIED trying to tell the world of your actions, trying to counter your bloody coverup. You might be a modern superpower, but never forget that you're JUST A MEASLY LITTLE SPECK!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TRY AND TAKE OVER CHINA? YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SUCCEED? IT ONLY SHOWS YOUR IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR FRIGGIN PLANS UP YOUR FRIGGIN BUTT!!!!!! YOU, A MEASELY ANT, WILL NOT SILENCE A GIANT. We may frown upon europe for being backstabbing bandits and raiding our land, but your backstab was even more demonic and an act of evil, not greed. Compared to you, the devil is sweeter than an angel. History's most atrocious act of pure evil is but a note in the margins; in that you may have succeeded. But people like Iris Chang turned that scribbled note into a book, a bestseller. The western world will hate you with a passion as strong as the one of the eastern world and we will make you bend under our glare and APOLOGIZE as you should have long ago. WE ARE YOUR ELDERS!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONQUER YOUR ELDERS!!! Your actions are more than comparable to the seven deadly sins. Pride: you thought you could conquer the dormant dragon. Envy: you stare after our culture and land. Gluttony: you should've been content with the land and people you had. Lust: your soldiers raped the women of the cities they attacked. Anger: you hate us, though we did nothing to you. Greed: you took treasures from the homes you raided. Sloth: instead of working towards a rich culture, you sought to steal it. And as if taking everything hadn't been enough, you silly japs had to kill everyone several over purely for spite. You lined them up and shot them several times with machine guns. Then you buried them alive. Then you burned them. Then you drowned them and dumped them in a river. WHY WON'T YOU JUST FRIGGIN APOLOGIZE???!!! For once, history shan't be written by the oppressors, but the oppressed. The wrath has been kindled inside the souls of a peaceful people.

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