Like Balloons with Razor Blades
Seriously? I would like to complain.
So about the whole Tibet thing recently, and how it is absolutely media bullshit. How every single stupid college kid and their pimply friends seem to think that somehow, China is violating human rights by attempting to quash the uprising in Tibet. Use a little bit of logic, kids; if there's a violent rebellion going on, you try to stop it before war breaks out, because war is bad. No fucking duh. I know it makes you feel like a big man to take up a picket sign and go marching downtown with seventeen thousand of your friends, but just THINK about it before you fucking assert an opinion you don't even understand. It's not a difficult concept. But in case it is beyond your meager brain capacity, allow me to explain.
Country A has a citizen named Bob. Bob one day decides, "Wouldn't it be fun if the geographic area I reside in were it's own country, despite the fact that we are SO protected by Country A?" And so Bob gets some followers and decide to rebel, claiming that Country A has been dominating them for centuries. At first Country A chooses to ignore them, because Violence is bad. But then Bob and his buddies get so out of hand that Country A decides that maybe they should get some punishment. So Bob is kicked out. Bob's followers, however, decided to pounce and blasphemize about how Country A is violating human rights for kicking Bob out, despite this being a very common practice. So now Bob's buddies start a riot, murder, arson, looting, and general acts of crime committed upon those people who weren't of the race who originally resided in that geographic region there. This goes on for a while, and Country A decides that this will not do. So they go send some people up there to keep the order. Well now, Countries B to Z have a field day. All of a sudden, it is such a heinous crime to try and uphold the peace in your country. All of a sudden Tibet becomes a land that has been TAKEN OVER by China. And all of a sudden this becomes such a horribly evil act, because there's no fucking way on EARTH that Britain took over India and Hong Kong, or that France once owned half of Africa, or that the Spanish Conquistadors slaughtered the Aztecs, or that the Japanese killed seventeen million civilians in their attempt to take over China. Fucking hypocrites. I mean seriously, it's not like China controls their every move; they have self government, and that makes them practically their own country. Kinda like Canada before 1982, eh Britain? I don't see YOU eagerly denying that Canada is a part of the commonwealth.
So Bush seems to be of the mind that the US can just tell China off and we'll "show restraint" when dealing with this issue. What are you, the hall monitor of the world or something? Helping Tibet stand up to that Asian Nerd!Bully with the rising economy that counters your falling one? That, now that you can't just outright bully people anymore you can PATRONIZE and pretend to be all goody-two-shoes? Oh man oh man, Georgie, were you that fat little loner kid who alway emos in a corner of the playground or something? I mean, who the fuck gave YOU the right to tell OTHER FUCKING COUNTRIES how to solve their 0wn INTERNAL conflicts?! Because, I'd like to tell them to lay off the pills; it's clouding their judgment. For your fucking information, you narcissistic bastard, in China, you don't have to worry about a traffic cop shooting you dead because you put your drivers license in the inside pocket of your tux. Ever seen Crash? Or was that too scary for you? By the same token, was Brokeback Mountain too gay for you? Yeah sure, freedom. Who the hell believes you?
It's all over the news now that the Olympic Torch WILL go through Tibet, because whether you white capitalist countries like it or not, Tibet is a part of China, and pretty much has been for longer than Europeans knew about the Americas. So I mean, if Tibet is somehow "someone else's land" all of a sudden, then would about the Amerindians? Shouldn't we all just evacuate this place and GIVE BACK THE LAND? Double standard much, America? Obama seems to think that the US should "speak out for Tibet". How much you wanna bet that statement lost him votes? I know that if I had a vote in the next election, it just flew on over to Hilary. I mean, sure he probably pleased the part of the population that eats whatever crap the media shoves their way, but how much does it REALLY say about your character if the majority of your supporters are brainless sheep? And sweetie, that's not "the lord is my shepherd" sort of sheep. Religious freedom my ass; try saying that AFTER you remove the word "God" from your currency. And thanks a lot for helping me lose my faith in the average American's ability to choose a head of state. AGAIN.
And Canada. I live in you, and you'd BETTER care what I think. Some guy named Duntak said that "Chinese authorities are using the games to gain legitimacy for their regime". WTF, guy? Were you drunk or high or stoned? They don't NEED to gain legitimacy for their regime because it's ALREADY legitimate. Since when do we need YOUR approval for how we run OUR country when it's not even like we're killing people left right and center. And you're just insulting yourself by saying that your minds can be won over by some shiny pyrotechnics. Or perhaps you can. Actually, go ahead and say what you will. Boycott the Olympics if you will, but I dare you to boycott every single item that has anything to do with China. All the Chinese inventions. All the Made in China products. What's boycott without going the whole way? Boycott everything. I'd like to see you SURVIVE. Forget paper, parchment's the way to go. And only oppressive tyrants brush their teeth, apparently. And paper money? Nah, use your credit card instead. Only, how do you receive your bill if the postal system was invented in China? You SERIOUSLY need to think before you speak. I thought I was bad, but WOAH.
It's not just me who think this way. A bunch of minor government figures have been trekking around Tibet for ages. And their assessment is that the Chinese government ISN'T going around killing Dalai Lama supporters. But does the media report this? No. The population's bloodlust must be satiated. And they say WE have propaganda. I think I should give them a mirror for Christmas.
So, "Free Tibet". Sure thing. But it's just not fair for it be one sided. What about, "Free Quebec"? "Free Alberta"? "Free California"? "Free Ireland"? And you know what? While we're at it, why not free fucking Afghanistan too.
So about the whole Tibet thing recently, and how it is absolutely media bullshit. How every single stupid college kid and their pimply friends seem to think that somehow, China is violating human rights by attempting to quash the uprising in Tibet. Use a little bit of logic, kids; if there's a violent rebellion going on, you try to stop it before war breaks out, because war is bad. No fucking duh. I know it makes you feel like a big man to take up a picket sign and go marching downtown with seventeen thousand of your friends, but just THINK about it before you fucking assert an opinion you don't even understand. It's not a difficult concept. But in case it is beyond your meager brain capacity, allow me to explain.
Country A has a citizen named Bob. Bob one day decides, "Wouldn't it be fun if the geographic area I reside in were it's own country, despite the fact that we are SO protected by Country A?" And so Bob gets some followers and decide to rebel, claiming that Country A has been dominating them for centuries. At first Country A chooses to ignore them, because Violence is bad. But then Bob and his buddies get so out of hand that Country A decides that maybe they should get some punishment. So Bob is kicked out. Bob's followers, however, decided to pounce and blasphemize about how Country A is violating human rights for kicking Bob out, despite this being a very common practice. So now Bob's buddies start a riot, murder, arson, looting, and general acts of crime committed upon those people who weren't of the race who originally resided in that geographic region there. This goes on for a while, and Country A decides that this will not do. So they go send some people up there to keep the order. Well now, Countries B to Z have a field day. All of a sudden, it is such a heinous crime to try and uphold the peace in your country. All of a sudden Tibet becomes a land that has been TAKEN OVER by China. And all of a sudden this becomes such a horribly evil act, because there's no fucking way on EARTH that Britain took over India and Hong Kong, or that France once owned half of Africa, or that the Spanish Conquistadors slaughtered the Aztecs, or that the Japanese killed seventeen million civilians in their attempt to take over China. Fucking hypocrites. I mean seriously, it's not like China controls their every move; they have self government, and that makes them practically their own country. Kinda like Canada before 1982, eh Britain? I don't see YOU eagerly denying that Canada is a part of the commonwealth.
So Bush seems to be of the mind that the US can just tell China off and we'll "show restraint" when dealing with this issue. What are you, the hall monitor of the world or something? Helping Tibet stand up to that Asian Nerd!Bully with the rising economy that counters your falling one? That, now that you can't just outright bully people anymore you can PATRONIZE and pretend to be all goody-two-shoes? Oh man oh man, Georgie, were you that fat little loner kid who alway emos in a corner of the playground or something? I mean, who the fuck gave YOU the right to tell OTHER FUCKING COUNTRIES how to solve their 0wn INTERNAL conflicts?! Because, I'd like to tell them to lay off the pills; it's clouding their judgment. For your fucking information, you narcissistic bastard, in China, you don't have to worry about a traffic cop shooting you dead because you put your drivers license in the inside pocket of your tux. Ever seen Crash? Or was that too scary for you? By the same token, was Brokeback Mountain too gay for you? Yeah sure, freedom. Who the hell believes you?
It's all over the news now that the Olympic Torch WILL go through Tibet, because whether you white capitalist countries like it or not, Tibet is a part of China, and pretty much has been for longer than Europeans knew about the Americas. So I mean, if Tibet is somehow "someone else's land" all of a sudden, then would about the Amerindians? Shouldn't we all just evacuate this place and GIVE BACK THE LAND? Double standard much, America? Obama seems to think that the US should "speak out for Tibet". How much you wanna bet that statement lost him votes? I know that if I had a vote in the next election, it just flew on over to Hilary. I mean, sure he probably pleased the part of the population that eats whatever crap the media shoves their way, but how much does it REALLY say about your character if the majority of your supporters are brainless sheep? And sweetie, that's not "the lord is my shepherd" sort of sheep. Religious freedom my ass; try saying that AFTER you remove the word "God" from your currency. And thanks a lot for helping me lose my faith in the average American's ability to choose a head of state. AGAIN.
And Canada. I live in you, and you'd BETTER care what I think. Some guy named Duntak said that "Chinese authorities are using the games to gain legitimacy for their regime". WTF, guy? Were you drunk or high or stoned? They don't NEED to gain legitimacy for their regime because it's ALREADY legitimate. Since when do we need YOUR approval for how we run OUR country when it's not even like we're killing people left right and center. And you're just insulting yourself by saying that your minds can be won over by some shiny pyrotechnics. Or perhaps you can. Actually, go ahead and say what you will. Boycott the Olympics if you will, but I dare you to boycott every single item that has anything to do with China. All the Chinese inventions. All the Made in China products. What's boycott without going the whole way? Boycott everything. I'd like to see you SURVIVE. Forget paper, parchment's the way to go. And only oppressive tyrants brush their teeth, apparently. And paper money? Nah, use your credit card instead. Only, how do you receive your bill if the postal system was invented in China? You SERIOUSLY need to think before you speak. I thought I was bad, but WOAH.
It's not just me who think this way. A bunch of minor government figures have been trekking around Tibet for ages. And their assessment is that the Chinese government ISN'T going around killing Dalai Lama supporters. But does the media report this? No. The population's bloodlust must be satiated. And they say WE have propaganda. I think I should give them a mirror for Christmas.
So, "Free Tibet". Sure thing. But it's just not fair for it be one sided. What about, "Free Quebec"? "Free Alberta"? "Free California"? "Free Ireland"? And you know what? While we're at it, why not free fucking Afghanistan too.
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