Because of stupidity.

So here we are, in our nice little well-known but not too well-known forums, chatting, swapping info, and having a good and productive (sometimes) time. And then after I read and reply to all the threads with new replies (learning that "tarot" doesn't rhyme with "carrot"), I go and look to see if there are new threads. Hopefully a newbie intro, so I can hand out some newbie cookies. And there IS one. So I go. I click. And lo and behold, it's a stupidass online pharmacy ad. DAMN YOU PPL ARE YOU JUST SO CHEAP THAT YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD A PROPER ADVERTISEMENT AND HAVE TO GO SPAMMING FORUMS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN NOTHING TO DO WITH WTF YOU'RE SELLING, DAMMIT?????!!!!!!! THAT IS FUGGING THE STUPIDEST MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE HISTORY OF FRIGGING EVER AND YOU OUGHTA KNOW THAT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WILL BUY YOUR FREAKING PRODUCT JUST OUT OF SPITE AND EVEN IF YOU ONE DAY BECOME SOME BIGASS COMPANY, WE STILL WON'T BUY YOUR STUFF CUZ WE'LL REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN YOU ANNOYED THE CRAB OUT OF US. wtf are you trying to accomplish by posting on a random site something that only half makes sense and the other half is all ad? a bad rep? the loss of potential customers? a laugh at seeing us scream at you and break our computers? How low can you get? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! Idiots, all. And it's not the first time this has happened either. Oh noes. It's happened before, and we all had I nice little rant about it. It almost made me apply for moderatorship, since I'm almost always on and could just click "delete" and get it out of my life forever. But hey, life doesn't work that way. Even if I delete this one, you can't stop new ones from coming. If life WERE that way, I'd just go buy and easy button and "that was easy" and its gone forever. Horray for Staples. But if life were that easy, the companies could all go and buy one and all the world would be going and buying their products like well-trained worker monkeys, or child laborers. "Yes, go and fetch these products, little boy, and we'll pay you -$50. Have fun." WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like hell ya, of course we'd do it if you take off the negative sign and we don't have to pay. But like you're about to do that. So why the eff go and post somewhere where its plenty obvious that nobody's gonna post back saying "Why thank you, random person, how very informative of you. I will go buy that company's products now. Yay." So why don't you all just shut the frig up and DIE.